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The homeless population on the Ava is high and ever-increasing as the number of dudes in the land increase.

As part of the New Homage movement, one scribe, a Tester L. Tay, is attempting to record the names of all homeless folks. The list is incomplete, and always will be, and most likely can't be updated with any accuracy, but it exists, and apparently that's enough for Scribe Tay.

Who Makes the ListEdit

It is worth noting that any one who self-identifies as a nomad is therefore not considered homeless. Wandering tribes and traveling peoples do not meet the qualification as homeless (this includes, for example, the Sullen who were rejected from the Be-Good Bylaws but continue to follow a nomadic path despite having no permanent settlement). Those who make a strong claim of pilgrimage are also not recorded among the homeless. Squatters with any permanent claim are also not included on the list, though evicted squatters who haven't gotten the message will be. With that, the names that appear are people who have no homes, no where to go, no community, and nothing better to do than stay in a place and subsist.

Putting the List to UseEdit

On more than once occasion hogsmen on he lookout for a particular varmint have found it useful to pay a small price and see if the offender might be among the homeless on Scribe Tay's list. On a more positive side, some members of separated families have reported finding missing folks among the names, with a hint of location scrawled with the time of meeting.

A Note on the HomelessEdit

There is no foolproof method for deciding for whom which homeless is a choice, or  consequence of their actions. Some claim to be homeless but are really just shirking responsibility, others with pride claim not to be homeless, but refer to their home as "yonder rock". For this reason, there is a significant margin of error which must be taken into account with members of the list.

Some desire to stay homeless, while others do not. This leads a few of the braver and brawnier of the homeless numbers to attempt fantastic feats to gain recognition for some kind of prowess. Often it is the physical kind that will lead them into a life banditry, which removes their status as homeless. One of the more known ways to do this, despite the danger, is to take the challenge of sprawl, which involves living amongst the human instinct waste still rampant in some regions, and killing one thousand of the sprawl. It is seen as hardening for the warrior who can accomplish this and purifying for the wastes to remove emotion-instinct wrought bloodlust life from the mortal coil.

Keeping RecordEdit

Here's the incomplete list of homeless fellows in the waste, not counting nomads or sprawl. Deaths among the list may vary. If a name on the list is confirmed through another meeting or reliable hearsay, they will be denoted as being altered from homeless, though the name remains on the list because Tester considers keeping the document whole hassle enough.

The ListEdit

  • Mackie the Fish
  • Jebson Jabberwocky
  • Chingy, claims not to be homeless, but from another world
  • Mooky Muck Mort
  • Clifton Seven-toes
  • Haaga Hasp, deceased
  • No Hands, deceased
  • Septic Sal
  • Greener Apples, loon, possibly related to the Greening
  • Skitterwal the Quick
  • Rabid Gnell
  • Mitty Romnuts, former politician of Sentinel, whereabouts currently unknown
  • Glass Hands Bottle, a thief
  • Quelch the Unlimited Belly, hiding on the mountain of Rot
  • Chommers
  • Bleating Goat of Moonspeak, unable to speak common tongue
  • Gotcha, deceased
  • Melanin Creptoplast
  • Steve the Bandit, currently out in the Borderlands, rumored to be of the Unkillables
  • Lom Lom
  • Fist, Champion of Sprawl, currently chief of the bandit kennel Hammer Down
  • Cantankeronion
  • Mr. Sir Esquire
  • Crematose the Nude
  • Ficker Fiker
  • Cutty the Pawn, currently enslaved in Kava mines
  • Hurk Murk Durk
  • Priority Horse Sr., currently enslaved in Kava mines
  • Gadfadda the Smoker
  • Rumpsitter, now stuck with The Sullen
  • Snak-snak, currently attempting to become a champion of sprawl
  • Mercutshio Kooma
  • Came-Down-Mountain
  • Grumps the Oldest Man
  • The Dude, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • Sailing Ben, last seen out of Went Water
  • Little Boy Bluebeard, taken in by the Be-Good Bylaws
  • Mikiki Kikimi
  • Thirty-three Stabs, now enslaved in Kava mines
  • Tamarot Jr.
  • Gimme-Gimme
  • Make Me Mad, residing within the ranks of the Brigand Brigades
  • Boomie Kaboomie, deceased
  • Krimm Krill, deceased
  • Lesotho Crum
  • Baby Cheeks
  • Yu
  • Lesterpoop, now a revert
  • Roca Cola, currently enslaved in Kava mines
  • Limited Code
  • Marumba Rights, now following with the Be-Good Bylaws
  • Kan-doo
  • J Just J, Champion of Sprawl
  • Hearsay Beersay
  • The Fruiting Man
  • Crimps
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  • Slow Snorlax, no relation to Fast Snorlax
  • Mauri Coldfoot, deceased
  • Number 12, no known relation to Number 13
  • Sir Markumpumps
  • Lumos, now stuck with The Sullen
  • Cream Puff, deceased
  • Moose
  • Lalalaika
  • Mrr'Rrr, unable to speak the common tongue
  • Steam Engine Locomotive Piston
  • The Bulk
  • Babushka with Knives
  • Flinn Driver, now in shack by the Black Blerch
  • The Belly of Travers
  • Morior, styled as MORIOR
  • Tamaroon, last seen descending Ro'Ro ravine
  • Hobnob Bob
  • Mercuriel the Last Hope, currently ensalved in the Kava mines
  • Nubbins Jr. the Younger One
  • Ol' Knifey
  • Ol' Stabby deceased
  • Ssssssssssss Za Sssssssssss, unable to speak common tongue
  • Kukukafuckyou
  • Lizzy Fitzkrizzy, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • The Face, now head hogsmen for bandit kennel the Ripaway Gang
  • Maelstorm of Bromathin, currently attempting to become a champion of sprawl
  • Big John
  • Sum
  • Micky of Mal, deceased
  • Shin-Den-Den the New Boy
  • Good Hops
  • Prince-in-sest, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • Murururururu, unable to speak common tongue
  • Whirlifuck the Frog Slinger, now residing with the bandit kennel Last Drop
  • Iorn Pecks
  • Big Mumbo, currently residing with bandit kennel The Humpers
  • Limitless Nails
  • Poot
  • Mastapoco the Fifth, a trader with shop destroyed by a gaulym attack
  • The Rainbow Water Fiend, currently with the bandit kennel Movo
  • Kemmy Shotty Boom-Boom
  • Make It Rain the Third One
  • Snufflefugupagus, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • Molten Shitter, currently enslaved in the Kava mines
  • Poopig, a revert
  • Denger Denger Denger, a loon
  • Fumble Froth the Kid, a loon
  • Gimmeyamoney, currently residing with the Brigand Brigades
  • Mr. Nice, deceased
  • , now residing with the kennel Marked Pressure
  • Fen the Fast, deceased
  • Bren the Faster
  • Dilly Lumps
  • Lies All Lies, now a revert
  • Fast Petey
  • The Spicer, now with the kennel Rotgut
  • Heptafizer the Rat Eater
  • Fizzy the 'Splosion Waiting to Happen, currently with the Cult of Chromo
  • Creme de la Movie Star, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • Lemming Lemonstill, deceased
  • Mo, deceased
  • Konananan the Upper, currently residing in and attempting to scale Rot
  • Pastey, now a revert
  • Mavv the Destructo-blooey, currently residing with the bandit kennel Aptomatics
  • Stumps, a loon
  • Mandeldroit the Steel Stomach
  • Geroff Me
  • Consumable Burque, deceased
  • Homesquare the Sitter
  • Sinchy J. Meeker
  • Rip Roaring the Long Snout
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  • Goose, currently enslaved in the mines of Kava
  • Nani Mo Nai, a pessimist
  • Nani Ka Aru, an optimist
  • Hot Foot the Spook
  • Foamy Huggins
  • Oldest Baby
  • P, now with the bandit kennel Brains
  • The Last Fox, deceased
  • Warty Willy
  • Eversmiles, lost in Ro'Ro Ravine
  • Foptop the Human Greaseball
  • Killadeer, unable to speak common tongue
  • Went Water Wayne, squatter, refuses to move from beside the Went Water
  • Lem 2, decesaed
  • Fresh 'n' Mild
  • Karvorkokrakov, now with the Brigand Brigades
  • Anymeans, deceased
  • Weak Teeth the Gummer
  • Chicken Licker Blue, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • Evil Dan
  • Moose Goose
  • The Common Loon, loon
  • Blue Tit Orange Tongue
  • Cranberry Sweet
  • Just Born, currently followin the Cult of Chromo
  • Purple Nurple, currently following the Cult of Chromo
  • Frapap
  • Shiker
  • Shiny the Shike
  • The Number One Shike, deceased
  • Shikey
  • Shike-splitter
  • Shikaton
  • Lord Shike, deceased
  • Shy Shike
  • Snicker the Shike
  • Bat Lord, now with the Jetsetters
  • Quivering Jake, deceased
  • Loamy Soil, deceased
  • Doge, wow
  • Cate, hate
  • Seely the Human Lung
  • Edible Edd, deceased
  • Merkintersh the Varmint
  • Everywhere the Gardener, attempting to become paragon of the waste
  • Namu Namu Numa Numa
  • Sirrah, unable to speak the common tongue
  • Blamo the Hooligan, now residing with the kennel Aptomatics
  • Knell Fisheater
  • Phineas McFarlent, currently enslaved in the Kava mines
  • Ol' Man Freeter
  • Mint the Good Boy
  • Goosey Goosey
  • Butterbumps Jr.
  • Ford Lincoln Mercury, now with the bendit kennel Kevin's Costly Kids
  • Morrris the Libbernator
  • Janky Leg, deceased
  • The Quibbler, now following with The Sullen
  • Merkin-in-Jerkin
  • Thousands Ladels, currently enslaved in the mines of Kava
  • Pickles
  • Warrior Stew, deceased
  • Puck, now with the kennel Ravine Splitters
  • La Sole
  • Patrick Fitzpatrick
  • Cooter Blastamove, made a new kennel as leader, Cooter's Blasters
  • Hump Bumpin
  • Creenomite, a loon
  • Fla-Fla
  • Markit Mao
  • Lust of Glitter, now traveling with the Cult of Chromo
  • Foob
  • Splitshin
  • Go Away I Said Go Away
  • Blow My Horn, dead
  • Slam'a'cow
  • Pal
  • Witty Doorknob
  • Freshmaker, now residing with the kennel Marked Pressure
  • Doot Hoot Doot, a revert
  • Fabulous Just Fabulous
  • Tilly, a revert
  • Q Just Q, attempting to become a Champion of Sprawl, imitating J Just J
  • Yoolisseaze, unlanded squatter near Went Water
  • Tobi the Lost
  • Dinner Fork
  • Latefor
  • Diddled
  • Manufacturer of Red
  • Rile II
  • Jakobs Six-pack
  • Limited Express
  • Bee
  • Palafatty
  • Dr Gel
  • Missy
  • Jewel Head
  • M'kob
  • Fortnight the Pastor
  • Gotnun
  • WWW, cousin to VVVVVV
  • Sitsfordays
  • Wander Wally
  • The Listener
  • Scrumpish Turnem
  • Quitz
  • Fagtat
  • Immortal Seven
  • Many Fingers
  • Pok Pok
  • Lesser Steve
  • G'nash the Sab
  • Val Krammin Vektor
  • Mui
  • Bylaws Cronut Wingstopper
  • T'minil


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